
Region: Umbria/Marches
Menu: Bread Toasts with Truffles, Marinated Salmon with Rhubarb Sauce, Penne Pasta with Brandy Tomato Cream Sauce, Umbrian-Style “Suckling Pig,” Vegetable Rainbow with Asparagus, Carrots, and Zucchini, Italian Cheese Tray with Mostarda
Recommended Wine: Lungarotti White and Red (Chardonnay di Miralduolo, Cabernet Sauvignon di Miralduolo)
I’m not sure how one chooses the menu for an orgy, but there’s a tongue-in-cheek (I hope) suggestion in A Cook’s Tour of Italy, to be held in Perugia. Situated in the hills above the Tiber River upstream from Rome, the city has a prime location. An important city even before the Roman Empire, Perugia reached the peak of its influence in the Middle Ages. Several popes were elected there, and it was a regular refuge at times of civil unrest in Rome.
As in Tuscany, Emilia-Romagna, Lombardy, and other parts of northern and central Italy, the weakening Holy Roman Empire created a power vacuum in Umbria during the High Middle Ages. It was filled by constantly-squabbling city states like Perugia, Assisi, and Spoleto. In one conflict in 1202, 20-year-old Francis of Assisi was captured and held in Perugia for a year. During this time, he began his spiritual journey, eventually leading to sainthood.
The landscape of Umbria greatly resembles that of neighboring Tuscany, with hilltop towns, vineyards, olive groves, cypress trees, and groves of forest full of wild boars. Just think about a postcard or Renaissance landscape, and you’ll get a pretty good idea. The region is famous for pork, wild game, bread, oil, wine, truffles, and, more recently, chocolate.

We start off with a bit of grated truffle, mixed with garlic, oil, and lemon juice for a sort of pate, on toast. Unlike the white truffles of the Piedmont region, which are supposedly ruined by cooking and should only be grated over a finished dish, the less expensive black truffles found in Umbria can stand up to light cooking. Here, they’re briefly sauteed in the oil with garlic. Even though I didn’t use top-quality black truffles (instead using a roughly $12 jar I found at World Market), they had a pleasant and interesting flavor. I’m not sure if I’d bother again, but it was nice to try.

The ancient Romans loved mushrooms and frequently ate them as appetizers. According to some sources, Emperor Claudius was poisoned by them. A variety called death caps has been implicated in countless accidental and deliberate mushroom poisonings over the centuries, and are still responsible for over half of fatal cases, so they seem like the prime suspect. Perhaps fear of a repeat made edible fungi go out of fashion during the Middle Ages, and maybe that’s why medieval people considered them to be dangerously cold and wet. It wasn’t until the Renaissance that the wealthy even considered them again. Presumably that’s when Umbrians discovered (or rediscovered) their truffles.

The next dish is an interesting one. Landlocked Umbria is known for its freshwater fish, but salmon is not native. Mr. Famularo based this dish on one he had at a posh little hotel in the area. The salmon is raw, only “cooked” by an acidic marinade, served in a cream sauce, with a sweet-and-sour rhubarb sauce alongside. Since I was serving two people and not twelve, I only made a fraction of the amount of fish, to ensure it all got eaten. Leftovers probably would have not improved in the fridge.

The rhubarb sauce was another story. To make things a little easier, I served the toasts and fish on one day, and everything else on another. The texture of the fish took a little getting used to, but the cream and especially rhubarb sauce really made the dish. A little bit of lemon peel added extra flavor. For a full party of twelve, I probably would have needed to double the recipe to have enough. Leftovers are a great topping for ice cream, pancakes, and waffles. Rhubarb sundaes, with either vanilla or strawberry ice cream, could be the next big thing.

If you’re wondering why the pasta is on Styrofoam plates, it’s because the water softener was out of commission, waiting for repair. To avoid unpleasant powdery mineral buildup on the regular plates, we used foam and paper ones for several days. Pasta with a homemade tomato-cream sauce tastes just as good that way. I couldn’t taste the bit of “cognac” in it, so using a basic domestic brandy worked just fine.

As a substitute for suckling pig, I used two chunks of pork butt, which are large and fatty enough to stand up to the long cooking time without drying out. The cooking time didn’t need to be reduced as much as I expected, so the pork became a bedtime snack a few hours after dinner. And porchetta sandwiches for a week of lunches. Luckily – but not surprisingly – it tasted delicious. Pork and herbs are a classic combination for a reason.

The vegetables are simply steamed, arranged on a platter, drizzled with olive oil with sauteed bits of garlic, and served with lemon wedges. The combination would probably work with any sort of steamed or grilled vegetables. Lemon, oil, and garlic are a great combination.

I didn’t have mostarda di frutta, a mix of fruits preserved in a mustard-flavored syrup, to go with the cheeses for dessert, so I improvised with a still-life – fruit, cheeses, and flowers. In this case, I used fresh mozzarella in place of smoked, which might overpower the fresh pears and cherries, true Italian Parmigiano-Reggiano, and a soft rindless cheese called stracchino. The last was sort of like brie without the rind, was just firm enough to slice, and just runny enough to very slowly spread out and make the slices run back together. To make eating it easier, I got out some matzo from the cabinet, which worked perfectly.
Parmigiano-Reggiano is sometimes called the “King of Cheeses.” Imitations abound, but to get the coveted name, the cheese has to be made of cows’ milk, according to a specific process, in a limited part of Emilia-Romagna near Parma, hence the name. Normally for pasta, soup, etc., a decent domestic parmesan is perfectly acceptable. It still has that characteristic slightly sweet, nutty flavor, even if the texture is less granular. Mimi Sheraton also praised its virtues on pages 216 – 217 of 1000 Foods to Eat Before You Die. But even the domestic stuff is delicious. At least if it’s made in Wisconsin.
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